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I
heard someone discussing the origins of Valentine’s Day on the radio the other
day, and it apparently dates back to the days of the Roman Empire. The holiday
has morphed into a do or die proclamation of love, complete with the obligatory
dozen, long-stemmed red roses, and dinner at a swanky restaurant. I feel the
same way about Valentine’s Day that I do about Christmas, or Thanksgiving, or
Yom Kippur. It is fine to celebrate the occasion, but why do we put ourselves
under pressure to declare these feelings for just one day? Are we charitable
of heart for one day, do we atone for our sins for one day; do we profess our
love for one day? Valentine’s Day is a racket. It’s good for florists,
restaurants, and candy vendors, but I think it is amateur hour for those truly
in love. Many years ago, I wrote a Valentine’s Day song for Shauna, and I
perform it for her every year on February 14th. I’ve gotten a lot of mileage
out of that song, and the best part about it is that it is an honest
declaration of my love. If anyone is interested in hearing it (no pressure, but
there will be a quiz in the next report), the song can be heard by clicking on
the following link and scrolling to “Valentine’s Song For Shauna”: https://soundcloud.com/shauna-leigh-taylor/sets/songs-by-jamie-oppenheimer.
Another annual Valentine’s Day tradition used to be my purchase of some unique
Valentine gift from the dollar store. Nothing says “I Love You” quite like a
pair of Happy Valentine’s Day, plastic pink, heart-shaped handcuffs, made in
China. Fifty shades of pink, on a budget of two dollars or less. I’ve never bought a heart-shaped box of
chocolates in my life. To me, that’s just phoning it in. As Valentine’s Day
candy goes, I prefer cinnamon hearts, and I’m not too keen on those weird, chalky,
pastel-colored, candy hearts with silly love messages printed on them. I put those
in the same category as candy corn at Halloween. Blecch.
A
few weeks ago, my songwriter friend Doug McLean, who hosts a blues show on
Hunters Bay Radio, Monday nights after Bingo, mentioned that the third Monday
of January is widely considered the most depressing day of the winter. I’ll
admit, I’ve been a victim of the winter blues of late, although I experienced a slight delay in
the emotion. It descended upon me last week. It could be all the negative press
from which I cannot seem to extricate myself, or it might be that I have not slept
in a week, due to a recent invasion of squirrels in our roof. I am hoping this
scourge will soon be eradicated. Mother Nature has her checks and balances, and
I’m hoping that I don’t need to break out the heavy artillery. I hate using
that flamethrower. A big owl has recently taken up residence in a nearby tree and
will, we hope, solve this problem as nature intended. If only mankind would
follow the same rules.
“I’m
told there are a thousand ways to say ‘Would you be my Valentine Today?’
For
you this year I have no fancy pearls, just this song to say that you’re my
world…”
Tell someone you love how you feel about them, and remember, Valentine candy goes on sale February 15th.
Tell someone you love how you feel about them, and remember, Valentine candy goes on sale February 15th.
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Written by Jamie Oppenheimer c 2017 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
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