If ever we needed a little humour in our lives it is right now.
The stock market is plummeting, and the double whammy of economic uncertainty
and an apparent global lack of leadership has me twirling my beard constantly. As
Shauna and I sometimes do, we were browsing Facebook together, and we saw
something that gave us both a belly laugh.
On the page of one of her cousins was a post reporting that the U.S.,
and perhaps other countries as well, have declared a ban on travel to Iran. I
suppose that is due to the dangerous spread of the COVID-19 virus there, and while
that is not funny in and of itself, somebody sarcastically commented underneath
that message (and I paraphrase): “There go my plans for Spring Break in Iran!” Sometimes
the only way to deal with bad news is to laugh.
Last week, I wrote a tongue in cheek report about the above-mentioned
preponderance of bad news. While my inclination to be in denial is growing, that
has negative side effects. I tend to internalize the bad information, but even
if I try to ignore it, that information has a way of taking root in my subconscious.
Apparently, that doesn’t just happen to me. The other night, we were watching some
vacuous, amusing, non-news reality television, and I was astounded by an ad that
came on. It started out “Do nothing for fifteen seconds ..” and there was the
image of leaves on a tree, and an icon that changed colour as fifteen seconds
passed. It was an ad for a free phone
app that is designed to calm the user down. Call me a 64-year-old Luddite, but
do I really need my cell phone to remind me to calm down? Isn’t that a little
like putting the fox in charge of the henhouse? I feel the same way about this
as I do about a watch that reminds me that I’m a lazy slug. I understand that
all these applications and programs for the computer are probably the way of
the future, and possibly even helpful and therapeutic, but at what point does
common sense come into play here?
As the orange turd, my walking talking Commander-In-Tweet, spouts
off his latest ignorant rant on one of the countless subjects about which he is
profoundly ill-equipped to comment, and as we lemmings blindly approach the
cliff of no return, assuming some adult is in charge, I suggest watching “Big
Brother”. I do not think there is a better human barometer for where we are
headed. Perhaps if we stop using the application on our phones which automatically
turn the lights off in our house, we won’t need the watch to tell us that we’re
being lazy. If you’re stressed out, listen to your body. I suggest you take a
break, take a few deep breaths, find something about which to laugh, and dream
about pina coladas on the shores of the Persian Gulf. I’m told Iran is lovely
this time of year, if you can get there.
Written by Jamie Oppenheimer ©2020 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Written by Jamie Oppenheimer ©2020 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
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